Standings
CTE
| # ▲ | Team ↕ | Owner ↕ | W ↕ | L ↕ | T ↕ | PF ↕ | PA ↕ |
|---|
| 1 | Joe's 5th Grade Water Bottle | Cameron Donachie | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2032 | 1766 |
| 5 | Fat Boy Connor | Will Golder | 7 | 7 | 0 | 1964 | 1798 |
| 9 | NFL Columbine | Justin Broschardt | 4 | 10 | 0 | 1586 | 1748 |
| 10 | CTE isn't real | Chumba | 6 | 8 | 0 | 1714 | 1772 |
Unresolved Trauma
| # ▲ | Team ↕ | Owner ↕ | W ↕ | L ↕ | T ↕ | PF ↕ | PA ↕ |
|---|
| 2 | Nabers Touched My Penix | John Kornobis | 10 | 4 | 0 | 1965 | 1740 |
| 3 | Josh(in) on my Jacob | Alec Kerestedjian | 10 | 4 | 0 | 1965 | 1761 |
| 6 | Upstate NY Sucks | Connor Donlon | 9 | 5 | 0 | 1719 | 1758 |
| 11 | 4th Down Syndrome | Tyler G | 5 | 9 | 0 | 1566 | 1865 |
Mentally Stable
| # ▲ | Team ↕ | Owner ↕ | W ↕ | L ↕ | T ↕ | PF ↕ | PA ↕ |
|---|
| 4 | Canned Heat | Jake Stern | 9 | 5 | 0 | 1840 | 1678 |
| 7 | Andy's Astounding Team | Andy Hines | 5 | 9 | 0 | 1632 | 1976 |
| 8 | Barkleys Thunder Thighs | Eddie Cramsie | 7 | 7 | 0 | 1815 | 1783 |
| 12 | The Placeholders | Joe Braun | 5 | 9 | 0 | 1751 | 1906 |
Playoff Record
| Manager | W | L | T | Games |
|---|
| Cameron Donachie | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| Andy Hines | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| John Kornobis | 2 | 1 | 0 | 3 |
| Will Golder | 2 | 1 | 0 | 3 |
| Tyler G | 2 | 1 | 0 | 3 |
| Justin Broschardt | 2 | 1 | 0 | 3 |
| Eddie Cramsie | 1 | 2 | 0 | 3 |
| Chumba | 1 | 2 | 0 | 3 |
| Alec Kerestedjian | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 |
| Connor Donlon | 0 | 3 | 0 | 3 |
| Joe Braun | 0 | 3 | 0 | 3 |
| Jake Stern | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
Weekly Record vs All Teams
Each week compared to every other team's score, not just the scheduled opponent.
| Team | Owner | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | Total |
|---|
| Fat Boy Connor | Will Golder | 5-6 | 7-4 | 7-4 | 8-3 | 7-4 | 8-3 | 5-6 | 11-0 | 4-7 | 8-3 | 11-0 | 9-2 | 10-1 | 5-6 | 7-3 | 8-1 | 11-0 | 131-53 |
| Joe's 5th Grade Water Bottle | Cameron Donachie | 6-5 | 2-9 | 4-7 | 3-8 | 11-0 | 11-0 | 11-0 | 8-3 | 6-5 | 11-0 | 6-5 | 1-10 | 11-0 | 11-0 | 9-1 | 9-0 | 3-8 | 123-61 |
| Nabers Touched My Penix | John Kornobis | 8-3 | 9-2 | 10-1 | 11-0 | 9-2 | 10-1 | 7-4 | 4-7 | 10-1 | 9-2 | 4-7 | 10-1 | 3-8 | 4-7 | 10-0 | — | 2-9 | 120-55 |
| Josh(in) on my Jacob | Alec Kerestedjian | 3-8 | 8-3 | 9-2 | 9-2 | 10-1 | 5-6 | 10-1 | 7-4 | 11-0 | 5-6 | 5-6 | 8-3 | 5-6 | 9-2 | 5-5 | — | 5-6 | 114-61 |
| Canned Heat | Jake Stern | 10-1 | 0-11 | 6-5 | 7-4 | 5-6 | 7-4 | 3-8 | 9-2 | 7-4 | 7-4 | 8-3 | 0-11 | 7-4 | 10-1 | — | 1-8 | 0-11 | 87-87 |
| Barkleys Thunder Thighs | Eddie Cramsie | 4-7 | 11-0 | 8-3 | 5-6 | 1-10 | 6-5 | 4-7 | 5-6 | 3-8 | 4-7 | 10-1 | 7-4 | 4-7 | 1-10 | 1-9 | 3-6 | 9-2 | 86-98 |
| Upstate NY Sucks | Connor Donlon | 9-2 | 6-5 | 1-10 | 10-1 | 8-3 | 9-2 | 8-3 | 0-11 | 0-11 | 0-11 | 3-8 | 5-6 | 9-2 | 7-4 | 4-6 | 0-9 | 7-4 | 86-98 |
| The Placeholders | Joe Braun | 7-4 | 3-8 | 11-0 | 1-10 | 4-7 | 4-7 | 2-9 | 1-10 | 9-2 | 2-9 | 9-2 | 11-0 | 1-10 | 6-5 | 0-10 | 4-5 | 6-5 | 81-103 |
| Andy's Astounding Team | Andy Hines | 11-0 | 1-10 | 0-11 | 6-5 | 6-5 | 3-8 | 6-5 | 2-9 | 1-10 | 1-10 | 1-10 | 3-8 | 2-9 | 8-3 | 8-2 | 7-2 | 10-1 | 76-108 |
| CTE isn't real | Chumba | 0-11 | 5-6 | 2-9 | 2-9 | 2-9 | 2-9 | 1-10 | 10-1 | 5-6 | 10-1 | 2-9 | 6-5 | 8-3 | 3-8 | 3-7 | 5-4 | 1-10 | 67-117 |
| 4th Down Syndrome | Tyler G | 2-9 | 4-7 | 5-6 | 0-11 | 3-8 | 1-10 | 9-2 | 6-5 | 2-9 | 3-8 | 0-11 | 4-7 | 6-5 | 2-9 | 6-4 | 2-7 | 8-3 | 63-121 |
| NFL Columbine | Justin Broschardt | 1-10 | 10-1 | 3-8 | 4-7 | 0-11 | 0-11 | 0-11 | 3-8 | 8-3 | 6-5 | 7-4 | 2-9 | 0-11 | 0-11 | 2-8 | 6-3 | 4-7 | 56-128 |
Record vs Median
Win if you score above the weekly median, loss if below.
| Team | Owner | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | Total |
|---|
| Fat Boy Connor | Will Golder | L | W | W | W | W | W | L | W | L | W | W | W | W | L | W | W | W | 13-4 |
| Joe's 5th Grade Water Bottle | Cameron Donachie | W | L | L | L | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | L | W | W | W | W | L | 12-5 |
| Nabers Touched My Penix | John Kornobis | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | L | W | W | L | W | L | L | W | — | L | 11-5 |
| Canned Heat | Jake Stern | W | L | W | W | L | W | L | W | W | W | W | L | W | W | — | L | L | 10-6 |
| Josh(in) on my Jacob | Alec Kerestedjian | L | W | W | W | W | L | W | W | W | L | L | W | L | W | T | — | L | 9-6-1 |
| Upstate NY Sucks | Connor Donlon | W | W | L | W | W | W | W | L | L | L | L | L | W | W | L | L | W | 9-8 |
| Andy's Astounding Team | Andy Hines | W | L | L | W | W | L | W | L | L | L | L | L | L | W | W | W | W | 8-9 |
| The Placeholders | Joe Braun | W | L | W | L | L | L | L | L | W | L | W | W | L | W | L | L | W | 7-10 |
| Barkleys Thunder Thighs | Eddie Cramsie | L | W | W | L | L | W | L | L | L | L | W | W | L | L | L | L | W | 6-11 |
| CTE isn't real | Chumba | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | W | L | W | L | W | W | L | L | W | L | 5-12 |
| NFL Columbine | Justin Broschardt | L | W | L | L | L | L | L | L | W | W | W | L | L | L | L | W | L | 5-12 |
| 4th Down Syndrome | Tyler G | L | L | L | L | L | L | W | W | L | L | L | L | W | L | W | L | W | 5-12 |
Line is the midpoint of 5th and 6th (even leagues) or the middle score (odd).
Luck index
Record vs all-play expected wins. Positive = lucky schedule.
| Owner | Record | All-play | Exp W | Luck |
|---|
| Connor Donlon | 9-5 | 86-98 | 7.82 | +1.18 |
| Jake Stern | 9-5 | 87-87 | 7.91 | +1.09 |
| Chumba | 6-8 | 67-117 | 6.09 | -0.09 |
| Alec Kerestedjian | 10-4 | 114-61 | 10.36 | -0.36 |
| Tyler G | 5-9 | 63-121 | 5.73 | -0.73 |
| Eddie Cramsie | 7-7 | 86-98 | 7.82 | -0.82 |
| John Kornobis | 10-4 | 120-55 | 10.91 | -0.91 |
| Justin Broschardt | 4-10 | 56-128 | 5.09 | -1.09 |
| Andy Hines | 5-9 | 76-108 | 6.91 | -1.91 |
| Joe Braun | 5-9 | 81-103 | 7.36 | -2.36 |
| Cameron Donachie | 7-7 | 123-61 | 11.18 | -4.18 |
| Will Golder | 7-7 | 131-53 | 11.91 | -4.91 |
Advanced Stats
Full league (all divisions combined). Click a column header to sort.
| Team ↕ | Owner ↕ | PPG ▼ | PAPG ↕ | Diff ↕ | Best ↕ | Worst ↕ | W Streak ↕ | L Streak ↕ | SoS ↕ | Close W-L ↕ |
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| Joe's 5th Grade Water Bottle | Cameron Donachie | 145.1 | 126.1 | 266 | 182 | 108 | 5 | 4 | 51% | 2–1 |
| Josh(in) on my Jacob | Alec Kerestedjian | 140.4 | 125.8 | 204 | 166 | 110 | 5 | 2 | 50% | 1–1 |
| Nabers Touched My Penix | John Kornobis | 140.4 | 124.3 | 226 | 176 | 119 | 6 | 2 | 51% | 2–1 |
| Fat Boy Connor | Will Golder | 140.3 | 128.4 | 167 | 208 | 108 | 3 | 2 | 52% | 1–4 |
| Canned Heat | Jake Stern | 131.5 | 119.9 | 162 | 164 | 90 | 5 | 2 | 49% | 1–1 |
| Barkleys Thunder Thighs | Eddie Cramsie | 129.6 | 127.4 | 32 | 183 | 101 | 4 | 4 | 47% | 4–4 |
| The Placeholders | Joe Braun | 125.1 | 136.1 | -155 | 195 | 69 | 1 | 5 | 47% | 2–5 |
| Upstate NY Sucks | Connor Donlon | 122.8 | 125.5 | -39 | 158 | 32 | 4 | 3 | 50% | 2–0 |
| CTE isn't real | Brendan Reed | 122.4 | 126.6 | -58 | 171 | 84 | 2 | 2 | 50% | 1–5 |
| Andy's Astounding Team | Andy Hines | 116.6 | 141.2 | -345 | 173 | 84 | 5 | 7 | 50% | 3–0 |
| NFL Columbine | Justin Broschardt | 113.3 | 124.8 | -162 | 143 | 61 | 3 | 6 | 50% | 2–1 |
| 4th Down Syndrome | Tyler G | 111.9 | 133.2 | -299 | 168 | 80 | 2 | 4 | 50% | 4–2 |
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