Managers

Alec hates people, and for some reason decided to become friends with a bunch of retards that constantly make him regret all his decisions.

Not much is known about a wild Andy. A quiet rogue that travels alone and not in a pack, a wild Andy does not expose itself to the elements often making other league members question what an Andy is.

The original fantasy commissioner, Chumba started Fantasy Balls in 2021 for football. Chumba quickly realized his Parkinson's prevented him from effectively performing his commissioner's duties and asked Will Golder to become commissioner starting in 2022.

Successfully toed the line of ending it all just enough to catfish his girlfriend. He now chooses to spend his days with the frogs of Central NY like Dabbs Greer's character in The Green Mile.

Once a normal boy, Connor was consumed by the monster that now lives inside his skin. That monster also chooses to live in his parent's basement.

Joining the league early, Eddie Cramsie was quickly identified as an AI Bot running a team. With zero evidence to the contrary, it is not known what Eddie really looks like.

Griff can often be found on Friday nights curled up with a good book and a lovely cup of tea. Having shown qualities of a grandpa at such a young age, Griff is on a trajectory in life that nobody can comprehend.

A silent rogue, Jake sweeps in at a moment's notice and is gone just as fast, often going weeks without a peep. Jake is best known for ending the war on drugs and receiving a Nobel Peace Prize from President Eisenhower.

Questions are often pondered of how Jimmy ever came to associate in this group. As quickly as he entered he left, and frankly most people probably won't even remember he was ever here.

A flamboyant being, Joe is one of one. A staunch defender of the overweight hippo in the league, and connoisseur of excessively short shorts. Many things have been said about Joe Braun and his unconventional personal life, but none of us have to apologize for being his friend.

John can't read. But also didn't touch the Larry.

Famous for being personal friends with Jalen Brunson and holding the Larry O'Brien with Brunson at the 2026 Knicks NBA Championship parade while John was in Chicago. But lesser known is that Broschardt is also RoboCop. Brought into the league to fill our diversity quota and legally used the n-word effectively when he feels the need.

Now living in New Zealand, Runge managed to win this league after a few years using his "Draft No Whites" strategy. After moving to the future Runge removed himself from the league due to unfair advantage forcing us to look for a new diversity hire.

Not much is known about Owen other than he jumped into the fantasy scene getting weighed down by his massive fat cock, only causing the legend of his fat cock to grow.

Surviving childhood trauma far better than his younger brother, Skyler made something of himself.

Tyler is racist.

The one retard to rule them all, Will began running the league in 2022. Since then it has been an absolute dumpster fire with threats of coups regularly. Will often fails at his duties as commissioner, but when he does his job correctly, it only highlights how retarded he really can be.