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Jake Stern
Joined 2022 · 63-66 (48.8%) · 1 titles · Biggest rival: Will Golder (15–16)
About
A silent rogue, Jake sweeps in at a moment's notice and is gone just as fast, often going weeks without a peep. Jake is best known for ending the war on drugs and receiving a Nobel Peace Prize from President Eisenhower.
Trophy Room
2025 ⚾
Champ
🚩 2024 🏈 Mentally Stable
Season Log
| Year | Sport | Team | Division | Record | PF | Finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 | Baseball | Canned Heat | Hardworking Taxpayers | 9-9 | 7212 | — |
| 2026 | Football | Canned Heat | Pompous Assholes | 0-0 | 0 | — |
| 2025 | Baseball | Canned Heat | Flaccid Swingers | 9-9 | 11261 | 1 |
| 2025 | Football | Canned Heat | White Boys | 6-8 | 1886 | 10 |
| 2024 | Baseball | Canned Heat | Upstate | 4-13 | 8388 | 9 |
| 2024 | Football | Canned Heat | Mentally Stable | 9-5 | 1840 | 4 |
| 2023 | Baseball | Team Sternly | Upstate | 12-8 | 8370 | 4 |
| 2023 | Football | Honey Badgers | Upstate | 7-7 | 1914 | 3 |
| 2022 | Football | Team Sternly | East | 7-7 | 2027 | 8 |
Head-to-Head
| Opponent | Overall | Games |
|---|---|---|
| Will Golder | 15–16 | 31 |
| Alec Kerestedjian | 13–9 | 22 |
| Connor Donlon | 7–12 | 19 |
| Griffin Wallick | 15–4 | 19 |
| John Kornobis | 7–9 | 16 |
| Brendan Reed | 10–5 | 15 |
| Eddie Cramsie | 6–9 | 15 |
| Justin Broschardt | 4–6 | 10 |
| Cameron Donachie | 3–6 | 9 |
| Joe Braun | 5–2 | 7 |
| Justin Runge | 3–2 | 5 |
| Skyler Donachie | 0–2 | 2 |
| Andy Hines | 0–2 | 2 |
| Tyler G | 1–0 | 1 |
| Jimmy Cunniffe | 0–1 | 1 |