FANTASY BALLSManager
Will Golder
Joined 2022 · 78-50-1 (60.5%) · 1 titles · Biggest rival: Jake Stern (16–15)
About
The one retard to rule them all, Will began running the league in 2022. Since then it has been an absolute dumpster fire with threats of coups regularly. Will often fails at his duties as commissioner, but when he does his job correctly, it only highlights how retarded he really can be.
Trophy Room
2022 ⚾
Champ
🚩 2025 ⚾ Flaccid Swingers
🚩 2023 ⚾ Upstate
Season Log
| Year | Sport | Team | Division | Record | PF | Finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 | Baseball | Interim Clubhouse Janitor | Hardworking Taxpayers | 16-2 | 9661 | — |
| 2026 | Football | Women | Illiterate Retards | 0-0 | 0 | — |
| 2025 | Baseball | The Hotdog Connoisseurs | Flaccid Swingers | 13-5 | 10786 | 2 |
| 2025 | Football | Send Broschardt Back | Ethnics and Connor | 7-7 | 1782 | 8 |
| 2024 | Baseball | Battleship Yamato | Upstate | 9-8 | 9432 | 3 |
| 2024 | Football | Fat Boy Connor | CTE | 7-7 | 1964 | 5 |
| 2023 | Baseball | Backup Bullpen Catcher | Upstate | 14-5-1 | 9313 | 3 |
| 2023 | Football | The Sun Gods | Long Island | 6-8 | 1824 | 7 |
| 2022 | Football | 4th String Cheerleader | East | 6-8 | 1848 | 6 |
Head-to-Head
| Opponent | Overall | Games |
|---|---|---|
| Jake Stern | 16–15 | 31 |
| Justin Broschardt | 17–6 | 23 |
| Connor Donlon | 16–6 | 22 |
| Alec Kerestedjian | 13–8 | 21 |
| Eddie Cramsie | 7–8 | 15 |
| Brendan Reed | 10–5 | 15 |
| John Kornobis | 10–5 | 15 |
| Griffin Wallick | 7–3–1 | 11 |
| Cameron Donachie | 3–5 | 8 |
| Andy Hines | 2–1 | 3 |
| Justin Runge | 1–2 | 3 |
| Joe Braun | 0–2 | 2 |
| Skyler Donachie | 1–0 | 1 |
| Tyler G | 1–0 | 1 |
| Jimmy Cunniffe | 0–1 | 1 |