Record
59-75
Win %
44.0%
Playoffs
3–6
Titles
0
About
Once a normal boy, Connor was consumed by the monster that now lives inside his skin. That monster also chooses to live in his parent's basement.
Season Log
| Year | Sport | Team | Division | Record | PF | Finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 | Baseball | Team Badussy | Hardworking Taxpayers | 13-5 | 5895 | 4 |
| 2026 | Football | Saratoga Settlers | Illiterate Retards | 2-3 | 676 | — |
| 2025 | Baseball | Team Badussy | Flaccid Swingers | 8-10 | 5365 | 5 |
| 2025 | Football | Upstate NY Sucks | Ethnics and Connor | 3-11 | 1925 | 9 |
| 2024 | Baseball | Team Badussy | Long Island | 8-9 | 5098 | 7 |
| 2024 | Football | Upstate NY Sucks | Unresolved Trauma | 9-5 | 1719 | 6 |
| 2023 | Baseball | Team Badussy | Long Island | 11-9 | 6421 | 5 |
| 2023 | Football | Upstate NY Sucks | Long Island | 1-13 | 1437 | 8 |
| 2022 | Football | Upstate NY Sucks | West | 4-10 | 1686 | 9 |
Head-to-Head
| Opponent | Overall | Games |
|---|---|---|
| Will Golder | 6–18 | 24 |
| Alec Kerestedjian | 12–8 | 20 |
| Brendan Reed | 11–6–1 | 18 |
| Jake Stern | 12–6 | 18 |
| John Kornobis | 7–10 | 17 |
| Eddie Cramsie | 3–13 | 16 |
| Justin Broschardt | 6–9 | 15 |
| Griffin Wallick | 6–5 | 11 |
| Cameron Donachie | 1–5 | 6 |
| Joe Braun | 2–1 | 3 |
| Justin Runge | 0–3 | 3 |
| Tyler G | 1–1 | 2 |
| Jimmy Cunniffe | 1–1 | 2 |
| Andy Hines | 1–0 | 1 |
FANTASY BALLS